She’s on a downward spiral - Jessica Simpson
September 1st, 2008 by Sam
Jessica Simpson gave another crappy performance in her failing efforts to crossover to from pop to country. I guess her proven illiteracy and her non-existent brains helps her to ignore her failing music career.
According to the Anyway Niagara Falls Review who was force to waste valuable space on their paper: “It might be unfair calling Jessica Simpson’s show at the Avalon Ballroom Wednesday a train wreck. At some point, a train knows where it’s going.”:
One of her songs, Man Enough, talks about how her man should be ready to face anything with her, including the possibility that she might just be pregnant with an alien.
Another song from her very disappointing album called, “When I Loved You Like That,” discusses the reality and the hardships she faced in her former marriage with boyband-er Nick Lachey. She speaks about how “she carried his cheatin’ ass all those years.”
Lastly, she discusses one of the most important national issues today: her fart and how it smells. Jessica says, “I do pass gas a lot. I guarantee it smells like roses.”
A public declaration of how her fart smells should be a real effective way of helping her failing career succeed.