Amy Winehouse Gets Cleaned Up

Written By: Sam on March 9, 2009 No Comment

Sporting a freshly dry cleaned Peg Bundy weave, a new coat of face paint, a fitted 80s Cosby sweater mini-dress and bruise-free limbs, tropically reassembled train wreck Amy Winehouse was seen standing upright, purchasing some treats at a shop in London last Wednesday. Amazingly, the 25-year old hospital junkie appears to have healed her wounds without the aid of a gurney, 5150 hold or a conservatorship. Let’s hope she stays this way. If an extended vacation in a Caribbean island is what it takes for her to stay like this, I wish she would have just stayed there. Let’s hope she doesn’t have any contact with her estranged husband, recently released felon Blake Fielder Civil.