Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

Simon Cowell has said he’s “so gorgeous” women can’t help falling in love with him

Posted by Sam on 23rd April 2009 in American Idol, Funny

Simon Cowell has said he’s "so gorgeous", women can’t help falling in love with him, his ex-girlfriend Sinitta has said.

The 49-year-old judge reportedly made the claim that women watching him on his show Britain’s Got Talent couldn’t help but fall for him because he looks "gorgeous".

Sinitta said: "Simon told me he looks so gorgeous that no woman is safe from falling in love with him. He said: ‘Darling, I’d watch it with one eye closed.’"

She added to British newspaper The Sun: "He’s never short of a date but he works incredibly hard. It’s difficult to make a connection."

The third series of the British show kicks off soon and is said to feature one act who are high-kicking ninjas.


Source: Splash News

Taylor Swift hates nude picture of her being thought by people

Posted by Sam on 18th March 2009 in Funny, Taylor Swift


Country music star and glam girl Taylor Swift knows that in their thoughts and remote dreams many people and fans think of her as a desirable and consequently imagine her naked.

She says that she will not discuss sex during any press conference because “It’s fine to talk about love publicly, but I think when you talk about virginity and sex publicly, people just automatically picture you naked. And as much as I can prevent people picturing me naked, I’m going to.”

That’s really naïve of her to say like that if ever one could control the thoughts of young men drilling deep into thoughts of sex then the animal in him and the animal in females would have died a silent death.

Yes it’s complete upon her not to discuss any what she feel not to but hey she just getting more interest into her by saying so. You can prevent people from actually seeing you naked, but that is just about it.

Wyclef’s Weight Limit

Posted by Sam on 6th February 2008 in Concerts Tour, Funny, Performance, Rapper, Wyclef Jean

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If you’re thinking about getting on stage at a Wyclef Jean concert, be sure to weigh yourself before going and see to it that you weigh under 200 lbs. The former Fugees member asked for 30 girls to shake it with him on stage at a Super Bowl weekend performance at 944 Village in Scottsdale, Arizona but announced that there was a weight limit for anyone who decides to climb up there to join him. Wyclef finished his performance with a rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. Mind you, the caliber of that rendition was far from Jimi Hendrix’s caliber.

Diddy’s New Career

Posted by Sam on 26th January 2008 in Funny, Movies, Music Artist, P. Diddy, Rapper

Diddy’s New Career
Diddy – the rapper, the producer, the entrepreneur and now, the actor. Now that he has a starring role in the upcoming film ‘A Raisin in the Sun’, he would now like to be called by his given name, Sean Combs. He says “The reason why it’s very important to me is ya’ll know me for a lot for different things–music, fashion, television and films. But you don’t really know me as an actor. I’d like to introduce my actor to you. That’s me! Sean Combs! My name is Sean Combs! You know I’ve got a lot of split personalities.”

True Fans Faint – Victoria Beckham

True Fans Faint - Victoria Beckham

Apparently, according to Posh Spice Victoria Beckham, you can only be a true fan if you cry, or even better, pass out. In a video that was filmed just after her arrival in Japan to begin the Spice Girls reunion world tour; she says “When the paramedics are called I think that is a good sign, it shows real determination as a fan.”

The video has been released on her website for those that don’t believe me – check it out for yourselves.

So, if you are made of stronger stuff that passing out because you have met your idol, or crying because you are on the same planet as someone famous; then I am sorry but you do not class as a dedicated fan and you may as well give up now.

Really Victoria, did anyone ever tell you to think before you speak?

50 Weasels Way Out of Retirement

Posted by Sam on 7th November 2007 in 50 Cent, Award, Funny, Music, New CD DVD, New Single, News, Performance, Rap, Singers

50 Weasels Way Out of Retirement

Rap star 50 Cent said that if he didn’t beat Kanye West in terms of record sales when their new releases came head to head, he would retire. Well, Kanye beat him and there’s still no retirement announcement from 50.

It seems that 50 found a way around his retirement saying to Gatecrasher that his album “was No. 1 internationally the week it came out. It was the No. 1 European album!” Apart from teaching us how to go back on our word, 50 also teaches us a good geography lesson.

But if you want to get technical, he does have a point. He did beat Kanye to the top spot on the album and singles chart in Europe.

Beyonce Cancels Malaysian Gig Due To Clothing Issue

Posted by Sam on 1st October 2007 in Beyonce, Concert Gig, Concerts Tour, Fashion, Funny, Music, Performance, Politics, Religion

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Beyonce Knowles’ upcoming concert in Malaysia has been canceled, reportedly after the R&B superstar refused to tone down her stage show in order to perform. You go Beyonce! I agree with her. You either like an artist for who they are or you don’t. If you got to change yourself to perform for people who claim beforehand those they like the way you are, forget it. Beyonce is so much better than that. She has better things to worry about, like herself and her successful career. There are a 100 other countries to perform too where she doesn’t have to change. Beyonce rocks and thank god she has a brain and doesn’t change for everyone else. It’s a matter of being respectful, she is going to another country, with their rules, just follow and get over it, think of all the disappointed fans (the ones makes this all possible). It’s only clothing, everybody knows what you look like underneath all that clothes anyway.

Britney Spears’ Bodyguard Tells All

Posted by Sam on 23rd September 2007 in Britney Spears, Drugs, Funny, Music, Pop Music, Singers

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Britney Spears’ former bodyguard Tony Barretto aka, “the secret witness” has sold his story to the News Of The World. Sadly at first I though it was gonna be total BS but after reading the entire story, I totally believe everything he says. He says that he has seen Spears overdose on multiple occasions, drink and drive, smoke by the kids and much more. “She was in a terrible state, just sweating and shaking. Her pupils were huge—we thought she was dying. <— And nobody call the 911. Sorry but I don’t believe when people sold story for money. f he really want to help the children, he would make the call when he was there. He doesn’t care about the money. He wants some cash and like always, he find a newspapers ready to put a piece of shit in their pages. And if it happens to her every single day which he claims it that way then why does he tell us about his love and affection for the kids today, why not earlier – coz then he wouldn’t have made money on the affection for the children, now he can.

Lily Allen Feels ‘Exploited’ By Size Debate

Posted by Sam on 19th September 2007 in Celebrities, Funny, Lily Allen, Photography, Pop Music, Singers

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She is not fat. I’m getting tire of the media calling people who are slim fat that’s crazy. What is happening it something that the terminology of the dictionary ‘fat’ is totally being changed to being something like obese. Can’t a person have some skin and flesh on her body, come on man this is completely insane, the media and those people who have such thought, I have one simple word that best describes your pathetic state of mind – you all SUCK! We want are stars not to enjoy life by eating the normal things that we all are so found off ourselves. WE like Burgers, and Coke and other fast food dishes but we like our stars to munch on salads and diet coke and juices. Aren’t we being to harsh with them, when they cannot have these thing then they start jumping on to drugs and alcohol and then again we come out in numbers to bash them up for their habits. Let them have life for heaven’s sake.

Lonestar Cracker

Posted by Sam on 16th September 2007 in Country Music, Funny, Music, Music Bands, New CD DVD, Singers

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The country band Lonestar announced last week that they have a new lead singer and are working on churning out a new Christmas album. Said album will be exclusively available at Cracker Barrel locations throughout the country. The band may want to rethink that deal.

Cracker Barrel has had a sordid history of homophobic and racist behavior. In 1991, the company imposed a policy which required employees to display “normal heterosexual values which have been the foundation of families in our society.” Said policy was eventually nullified 11 years later!

More recently, Reverend Al Sharpton accused the company of racial discrimination after several African American’s, which included Chris Rock’s mother, said that they weren’t served in a timely manner.

Lonestar + Cracker Barrel = Bad Idea.

Kid Rock: ‘MTV doesn’t like black people’

Posted by Sam on 14th September 2007 in Celebrities, Funny, Kid Rock, MTV, Music, Photography, Rumor, Singers, TV Show

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Kid Rock has appeared on morning radio talking about the major stories from Sunday’s MTV’s Video Music Awards, including Britney Spears, Kanye West, and of course his brawl with Tommy Lee.

Perezhilton.com reports that Rock appeared on San Diego radio station Rock 105.3 this morning and responded to Tommy Lee’s Internet post about the tussle at Sunday night’s awards in which he called Kid Rock “Kid Pebble” and says Rock “bitch-slapped” him.

Pointing out that he did not respond online to Lee, Rock said “I don’t talk. And he’s doing what he does best, he’s talking. And I really can’t say a lot about it–my attorneys told me not to, obviously–but I think there’s enough eyewitnesses there to say what happened. And of course he has a different story, which makes perfect sense.”

He then reportedly questioned why Lee was even at the ceremony.

“I was trying to figure out why is this whatever, 45-year-old man, who’s not involved with the show, who doesn’t have an album coming out, who has nothing to promote, even sitting through this garbage? I go to those things because I have my album coming out October 9th, and I think it’s the best record I’ve done so I’m trying to promote that. Other than that I don’t want to go sit through Britney Spears lip-synching and some kid dancing.”

Rock commented on Britney’s now-infamous failed comeback and her appearance, saying:

“How does MTV do that, with like, is there some sort of special editing or camera filters they use, how do they make like Britney Spears look overweight and like she’s lip-synching like that? That was incredible.”

And despite accusing MTV of racism against Kayne West, Rock also suggested that West’s outburst was unnecessary.

“Obviously with Kanye West not winning the award, we know Bush doesn’t like black people–apparently MTV doesn’t, either. I was walking through the press line you know and he came storming through like Norman, like it was D-Day or something. I’m like, ‘Calm down, man, it’s just a kind of corny award show.’”

James Blunt Only Knows Saucy Spanish Phrases

Posted by Sam on 11th September 2007 in Celebrities, Funny, James Blunt, Music, Rock, Singers

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Singer James Blunt has turned to Spanish in an attempt to woo potential girlfriends – but he only knows saucy phrases. He says, “I can say two things, ‘Tienes un condom?’ and ‘Cosquillee mis pelotas’. The first means ‘Do you have a condom?’ and the second is ‘Tickle my balls.’ You tickle my balls. You tickle my balls. You tickle my balls, it’s true. I bet you all that’s the only phrase this pervert knows in Spanish and he would have learnt to say the same words over and over again with a few changes and that’s the only thing this chap wants to tell his potential girlfriends. I wish he meet a real hottie from Spain whose got an even more hotter head and gives him a real whack on his ass in front of a 100 odd gathering at an uptown restaurant where he gets so embarrassed that he first learns to say ‘sorry’ and ‘I apologize’. Then she makes him wash the dishes at the restaurant and has a bodyguard who a huge hunk and James has to leave the place with his tail between his legs, which would be real fun, haha.

Dave Chappelle and the Little Set that Could

Posted by Sam on 19th April 2007 in Flash News, Funny, Los Angeles

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Who says no one has any lasting power in show business? You can’t say that about Dave Chappelle, certainly not after his gig at the Laugh Factory in Los Angeles. He was on stage for no less that six hours and seven minutes. That’s a LOT of jokes, kids, and I’m sure most of them I couldn’t repeat for the younger readers out there. The previous endurance record had stood at four hours, held by a guy named Dan Cook. Yeah, I don’t know he either. Before him Richard Prior set the record at over two hours in 1980.Can you imagine what it must have been like to be in the audience? I wonder, did he give himself time to pee or did he stand there crossing his legs until he could make them laugh no more? My hat is totally off to the guy. I’ve know Chapelle was an innovator, but it says something about the man’s dedication to his craft that he was able to have material enough for such a marathon set, let alone be able to pull it off. I really hope they recorded it, and that it will be on a DVD shelf near me soon.