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It is now official that Jessica Simpson will return to the world of reality TV. The failed country singer and actress will host the documentary series ‘The Price of Beauty’ which will follow the singer as she treks around the world in search of what people find beautiful and why. In a statement, Jessica said “I have always believed that beauty comes from within and confidence will always make a woman beautiful, but I know how much pressure some women put on themselves to look perfect. I am really looking forward to discovering how beauty is perceived in different cultures and participating in some of the crazy things people do to feel beautiful. I know we will all learn a lot on this journey and I am so excited that VH1 is coming along on what I’m sure will be a wild ride.” Will you watch her desperate attempt at a career?

Jessica Simpson performed at Madison Square Garden as the opening act for Rascal Flatts last week in New York City. During the concert, the 28-year old wannabe country singer shared the inspiration for one of her songs saying “To any woman out there who is in an abusive relationship, let me tell you that each and every single woman, you can take your heart and run so far away and fall in love again, and that’s the reason I recorded this song called ‘Remember That’.” She might not have said Rihanna’s name but you can tell that Jessica was talking about the alleged assault on the Barbadian babe by Chris Brown.

Jessica Simpson, Kellie Pickler, LeAnn Rimes and Julianne Hough read the nominees for the 44th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards in the Ford Theater at the Country Music Hall of Fame in Nashville, Tennessee last week. Unfortunately, the only wannabe of the group, Jessica, didn’t walk away with any nods. This year’s nominees for Entertainer of the Year are Kenny Chesney, Brad Paisley, George Strait, Keith Urban and Carrie Underwood. Hurray for Carrie Underwood! She’s representing the females of country! I hope she wins that category. I think Carrie Underwood is one of the best that country music has to offer.

Jessica Simpson gave another crappy performance in her failing efforts to crossover to from pop to country. I guess her proven illiteracy and her non-existent brains helps her to ignore her failing music career.
According to the Anyway Niagara Falls Review who was force to waste valuable space on their paper: “It might be unfair calling Jessica Simpson’s show at the Avalon Ballroom Wednesday a train wreck. At some point, a train knows where it’s going.”:

One of her songs, Man Enough, talks about how her man should be ready to face anything with her, including the possibility that she might just be pregnant with an alien.

Another song from her very disappointing album called, “When I Loved You Like That,” discusses the reality and the hardships she faced in her former marriage with boyband-er Nick Lachey. She speaks about how “she carried his cheatin’ ass all those years.”

Lastly, she discusses one of the most important national issues today: her fart and how it smells. Jessica says, “I do pass gas a lot. I guarantee it smells like roses.”

A public declaration of how her fart smells should be a real effective way of helping her failing career succeed.